Just wait until the next time Paul Rudd comes on Conan to plug a film...

Another film that was practically a commercial for McDonalds was “Bye Bye Love.” Paul Reiser played one of three divorced fathers who would always meet at the local McDonalds to transfer kids from parent to parent. Granted, I remember it mostly for Dana Wheeler-Nicholson somehow being even hotter than she was in…

Or how the cheerleader was borderline orgasmic when her dad gave her the keys to the Nissan Rogue?

She’s not even worth the effort to make the unironically insincere sarcastic reply.

I’d actually like to see a sequel centering around how Kumail’s family eventually came around to accepting Emily. When the movie ends, his father seems to be softening but his mother won’t even talk to him. Yet we know Kumail and Emily eventually got married and got nominated for an Oscar together, so what made the…

That’s easily remedied. If you see Judd Apatow’s name anywhere in the credits, don’t watch. Otherwise, there will be a standup comedian in the film.

I think the real lesson here is that if it weren’t some fictional “holy week,” she would not have apologized at all.

This atheist says fuck that.

Hello.

Her?

My son went through a phase when he was too big for high chairs where he’d throw tantrums for no apparent reason. I was usually vigilant and fast enough to stop him before he’d throw food or make a significant mess. I made sure he was already dressed in overalls when we went out so if he threw himself on the floor as…

George Burns used to do something similar on the old Burns and Allen Show. He’d be in his chair and wonder what some of the other characters were up to, so he’d turn his TV on to watch them.

Precisely. And it’s not as if Bruce Wayne has problems of his own other than, oh, let’s be generous and call it a violent manifestation of manic depression. But still, it’s not like Peter Parker who doesn’t know how he’ll afford his next batch of web fluid, which is something far more relatable to the mas audience.

When you are going to sit in a theater for two to two and a half hours you need characters with personalities. The Marvel characters are primarily interesting people with superhero alter-egos. The DC characters are superheroes with boring alter-egos. Tony Stark, Bruce Banner and Peter Parker are all more recognizably…

...he said when the company “[wins] a Golden Globe, it helps us sell more shoes.”

“How I Met Your Hobbit”

Yes, but on the other hand, fuck Mike Pence.

And Ray doesn’t go within ten feet of Sara and just mumbles something that hits the nail on the head about Sara trying to avoid the possibility of a breakup in the future when it would hurt more because she’s become pain-averse, and everyone tells Ray to shut up.

Yup. The only difference between a religion and a cult is time.

This reads like what a Russian troll would say if his goal was to make the left complacent and disinterested so they’ll let the right continue with their campaign to destroy all social progress of the last 60 years.