Congratulations sir!

They are the crystal meth of the well-heeled gentleman gear-head. Once driven you are hooked.

citations needed? not sure Porsche has really changed their modus operandi in any way in the past 20 years or so since the 996?

There is absolutely no logical reason in the universe not to buy a 944S

and its awesome

That’s German humor - the front is a smiley face (once you see it it cannot be unseen)

and the houndstooth seats??

How does the air get from the hood scoop (middle of hood) to the air intake (right hand side)?

When I become President (or King, whatever) I am going make it mandatory for all cars to have 928-style headlights

I really really really hope they might consider bringing the 911R as a standard model going forward. The thing is perfect!

What’s that bike in the lead photo? Liking those bars!

Great, well written article for a leisurely Sunday read - thanks!