THIS. I was so annoyed by that shitty phrasing. At least get your grammar in order if you’re going to shout lies out of your enflamed asshole.

Trump seems to really like his new talking point: Hillary Clinton didn’t solve EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM EVER as Secretary of State so therefore she can’t be president.

The internet never forgets. 

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

My only fear is they really do have something substantial and they’ll wait another week or so. I keep hearing murmurings of things like ‘She sold weapons to isis!’, which I don’t believe she would have done, but I also believe if she did would be problematic for the campaign.

Its delightful to me that after months of touting campaign destroying bombshells that this is the best they’ve got.

I didn’t have much to begin with, but I have lost all respect for Julian Assange and Wikileaks. There is a huge difference in being for radical and absolute transparency (which I’ve always been conflicted on, but can understand the arguments in favour and certainly don’t think makes an advocate a bad intentioned…

Nope. Complaining that the government is working on old tech.

srsly. i was expecting some president snow in the capitol hunger games shit. this is a big fat nothing.

Right? Let’s juxtapose these two breaking news stories:

Its a total nothing. Completely non controversial stuff that no rational person could get upset about.

it’s really not bad. at all. she likes trade, which is really no secret. nothing she’s saying is that terrible. It’s pretty moderate shit.

YAWN.

It’s really... nothing. It’s not as intense as her public persona but it’s not radically different. She’s catering to her audience without fundamentally changing who she is. I don’t get why she was so against publicizing these except then she couldn’t use them again.

.... Why are you surprised she fought so hard against it? She wasn’t trying to hide what was in the speeches, she was fighting against the stupid double standard that had strong undertones of “how dare the uppity lady get paid lots of money to speak to a group who is willing to pay her lots of money to hear words come…

I mean, if these are the the worst they’ve got...this is...not that big a deal? I dunno; I know my fellow millennials REALLY hate that she is like vaguely moderate on certain shit (sigh, but I’m not gonna get into that rn) but after today’s pussy-gate is this really gonna matter? The choices are a qualified candidate…

I know. Am I missing something? Am I not smart enough to understand the issue?

How anticlimactic.

Huh. I legitimately expected them to be worse than that.

Sarah reading that Jez agrees with her on something. Anything.