I predict the poll numbers aren’t going to budge.

This is good to know, but I’m not quite sure why everyone’s so thrilled. It will do NOTHING to his voters. They won’t care.

They were mailed anonymously to the NYT with a postmark from the Trump Tower address.

We all know nothing he does will ever shake his core supporters. Who gets shaken are the morons who flipped from him to Hillary after the DNC, then back to him when they thought Hillary was dying, then back to Hillary after the debate. This helps keep those paragons of intellect in Hillary’s corner.

That’s why Trump is going to win this election.

Whoever found and released these documents is a fucking national hero. I wish there were more (and maybe there will be). But just think about the fact that Trump could basically give himself a tax credit of $50 million per year for 18 years. There would be many, many returns he’s filed with $0 tax owed.

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

the longest stocking cap

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

It’s really a betrayal to vote for him. I understand that as women, we’re not a hive-mind, but this man has said nothing but hateful, awful, sexist, misogynistic, abusive things for years and years. A woman’s value to him is her fuckability. That’s it. How any woman could think that he has their best interests at…

Best meme I’ve seen in a long time:

Translation: I don’t give a shit about this country so I will sit on my ass and stay home instead, but I will tell everybody I can’t vote for evil so I sound like a concerned citizen.

The woods that Trump will open up to deforestation and fracking?

I had all the rage this morning debating with some dumb hippie who said they’re not voting because a vote for the lesser of 2 evils is still a vote for evil. I did all the explaining you’d expect but he just came back with (I swear to god) “Nah I live in the woods I’ll be good, lol”

This is a difficult exercise, even after subtracting out all of the closeted, self-hating gay men.

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

“Not bias-related”? My ass. This is why hate crime statistics are suspect.

We don’t want racism on our campus. It makes us look bad. So it’s best to just deny the problem exists. That usually makes it go away.... Just like rape.

Honestly, sometimes it’s like we’re in the 60s all over again. Thank you, Trump, for making hate great again.