This looks nice!: (shoot, I want an exclamation mark and a colon but they look stupid together and I don’t want to delete either, so just pretend that doesn’t look stupid please)

I sincerely hope this is the turning point in the media. That finally, editors think about the headlines they’re writing just a little more, and news producers don’t just bend over every time Trump wants to fuck them in the form of holding a “press conference.” Here’s hoping he has finally, finally pissed off the…

Quisling suck-ups

I’m reminded of Americans and Brits who, in the years prior to WWII, did their best to humanize Hitler and make him see like a charming fellow with some idiosyncratic political views.

The problem is that we’ve gotten we’ve gotten so used to having comedians who do actual journalism (Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, ect) that we get upset when they don’t, instead of being angry at the actual news for failing miserably.

What a fucking collaborator.

It’s halfway through September and the media is STILL treating this asshole like he’s a joke, like he’s going to drop out once he’s done promoting whatever shit he’s promoting. IT’S PISSING ME OFF!

I feel oppressed and with a sense of impending doom also.

Seth Meyers has been on it this entire election. He, Sam Bee, and John Oliver are getting me through this.

Oh this is just fucking priceless...

Ahh I know. I need to tattoo this on my hand or something.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

Don't feed the trolls!

So one candidate is a known racist with a history of discriminating against minorities and is supported by the KKK, but another candidate got pneumonia so you’re going to call it a draw?

I mean, sure, Fallon blew it, but no more than any actual fucking reporter who has gotten a chance to interview Trump. Hell, he even got us new information- Trump’s hair does move.

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Meanwhile, on Seth Meyers...

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

I came here to hate-post about Trump, but now I’d rather kick Fallon in his pander-pouches.

Fallon is an idiot.