Amtrak is an infrastructure service which should be federally subsidized to the degree necessary to keep it operating . It does not need to make a profit.

No worries about cooking food. Drought, flooding, and extreme weather will reduce agricultural output to the point of massive famine. When people start starving to death there won’t be anything to cook.

Hey! The innocent have nothing to hide. It’s the ones with guilty secrets who are afraid of the sunshine, Sunshine.

You don’t need a pistol you crazy white supremacist pedophile.

I had a conversation with a doctor regarding the quality of US healthcare versus the alternative most developed nations provide. He asserted that the US system was the best.

Thanks Splinter for bringing the Sunshine on a wintry day.

Thanks Nick Martin for your take.

Pretentious fuck.

I’m assuming that given his age and gross obesity he is having trouble with maintaining his balance, and stairs represent a real hazard. Whenever he walks he shambles with his shoulders hunched and arms dangling, as if trying to keep his center of mass low for maximum stability.

You know I just had a thought. If the Coen brothers married the Wachowski sisters I bet those 4 could make some really great movies together.

This is an excellent article and Nick Martin shows rare perspicacity and sensitivity in his critical assessment of the movie. This comment thread is terrific and excellent Kinja. I’m going to promote you guys out of the greys as a gesture of appreciation.

I couldn’t agree with me more. Scalp these racist motherfuckers and stake ‘em out naked on top of an anthill in a desert, sez I.

Whooaaah! I sure didn’t expect an article like this on Splinter.

Keep faith far away from Congress, even if it’s a nice person exercising her religious freedoms. Exercise your religion as much as you want elsewhere but not in Congress.

Obama’s not that busy. Why not bring him back to headline the dinner. As president he killed every time he got up and did his material. I remember happily Trump’s piggy little eyes glowing with hatred while Obama roasted his ass that one time.

It’s called a Gaussian Distribution and it has two sides. One side is the Trump side, the stupider side. The other side is the smarter side, but not smart enough to not fuck things up by looking for purity.

There was something about Hillary that made her real hard to like. And she did a gaffe with the deplorable basket remark. Who knew a protest vote could have such a bad effect (everybody who voted for Nader in 2000).

One candidate (Trump) sucked. The other did not. In all fairness.

2 days later. 9 comments. Nobody cares.

Fucking vaping assholes. Is there anything stupider? Probably. You know what’s best? Vaping under a weighted blanket.