Get your nasty feet off the seatback, fatass. You’re not at home. If you are making a statement or being deliberately provocative these are the consequences. If you are just stupid and clueless you don’t belong at a university, you belong at a McDonald’s personning the deep fryer.

So America’s most famous cocksucker is repackaging herself for one more prance around the ring in the publicity circus. Reframing herself to fit the cause du jour to stay in the limelight for another moment for whatever satisfaction or drama it will bring her. She’ll fade away again until the next time. If she could…

Too angry, trying too hard. Devoid of wit. Jejune.

It wasn’t the leftness, it was the stupidity.

My grade for this post would be a C-.

Not everyone wants a dialogue. Particularly the dialogue that pleases your ilk, which is the affirmation of the current groupthink and the creation of a warm fuzzy agreement club.

I hope Gizmodo Media has taken the necessary precautions to keep Kinja protected in the face of a powerful solar storm. I would hate to miss the Kinja Daily Deals or the trenchant analyses of Nick Martin or Libby Watson.

On food items I’ll compare the nutrition information between the store brand and the brand name version. If weights and percentages match that’s good enough. If more convincing is needed I check the ingredients list. While generic brands may have less fancy external packaging, internal wrapping or trays or…

Trump is being modest and restrained. He’s itching to say this is the biggest, most tremendous success ever. Some people say no president has ever had this big a midterm electoral win ever. He’s not absolutely sure but some people are saying that.

Ay Papi

That is a great fucking comment. Here I am looking at the comment a day later and it still rocks. It’a a refutation to all those gray whiners who complain about being stuck forever in the comment sewer.

This stuff happens to me all the time also. I really sympathize with your concerns.

“What can I do about a really cold restaurant?”

The Real Enemy is the commenters.

Splinter is my favorite site on Gizmodo Media. Your writers are skilled, insightful, informative, and entertaining. I think it was just awful how the comment section degenerated into insults and putdowns with no appreciation for the hard work and thoughtful analysis that Nick Martin and Libby Watson (and others)…

Buttkissing suckup.

Buttkissing suckup.

He got his current wife used.

Stan is fine. It’s funny, it has jokes, it has weird characters, and it’s short. At 20 minutes per episode it doesn’t take up a bunch of time. The boneheads on this site, reviewers and commenters alike, are a bunch of hoity-toity posers prepared to kvetch at the drop of a hat.

Not all Silicon Valley guys are unfeeling monsters. I remember reading about one techman who recently encountered a homeless man and was impressed by his intelligence and potential. I seem to recall that he gave this street person a laptop, some study material on Python and web development, and offered him the…