See, after the woman was re-seated...

You were warned, and yet you persisted!

That Scocca guy writes real good. Didn’t he used to write for Gawker at one time? Man, those were the days.

Enjoy your wonderful health care which costs three times as much for the same procedures as in other advanced countries. Be proud of the fact that average US health care has significantly worse results than other countries for specific procedures. Puff out your chest with pride that the US is the leader by far in…

Is this a new low?

Is this a new low?

In olden days this used to be called a flophouse. I guess price and branding make the distinction, like the difference between a hooker and an escort.

No. Let his brother Khebab do it.

All women are beaten and left for dead all the time because that is what all men do. That’s just the way it is.

A Moroccan woman horror movie director, a male African American basketball player, a male white Catholic priest, and a queer Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and order beers.

Fuck off with this stupid take. Assholes like you gave us President Trump because Hillary was just too ____. Warren did this because she had to. Letting it go would have meant putting up with a chorus of “Pocahontas” until 2020 because this is a comedy routine Trump loves. It gets laughs at every rally and he can do…

I knew some glib, uncreative schlub would go for the obvious, stale, and overused knee-jerk response. I lied, I was totally not surprised. Unlike Splinter, you did not disappoint

Whoooaahh! What a surprise. Totally didn’t see this coming. And it’s so original too.

This is not so much a post as it is a tweet. 2 links and a quick undeveloped observation. Obvious comment bait, but at this point the response seems to be halfhearted at best.

I’m impressed by the referee. He’s in there fast and direct, and puts an emphatic stop to the pounding.

Thoughts and prayers are always good. Floridians affected by Michael are under a lot of stress so I would suggest sending weighted blankets (Kinja Deals may receive a small share of the purchase price).

Did Florida run out of bootstraps?

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

In the middle of receiving a blowjob. Sadly, he didn’t get a chance to ejaculate and remained stiff while turning into a stiff.

This is a remarkably inept and dumbass blog post ending with the profoundly lame:

U cellulite up my life.