All women are beaten and left for dead all the time because that is what all men do. That’s just the way it is.

A Moroccan woman horror movie director, a male African American basketball player, a male white Catholic priest, and a queer Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and order beers.

Fuck off with this stupid take. Assholes like you gave us President Trump because Hillary was just too ____. Warren did this because she had to. Letting it go would have meant putting up with a chorus of “Pocahontas” until 2020 because this is a comedy routine Trump loves. It gets laughs at every rally and he can do…

I knew some glib, uncreative schlub would go for the obvious, stale, and overused knee-jerk response. I lied, I was totally not surprised. Unlike Splinter, you did not disappoint

Whoooaahh! What a surprise. Totally didn’t see this coming. And it’s so original too.

This is not so much a post as it is a tweet. 2 links and a quick undeveloped observation. Obvious comment bait, but at this point the response seems to be halfhearted at best.

I’m impressed by the referee. He’s in there fast and direct, and puts an emphatic stop to the pounding.

Thoughts and prayers are always good. Floridians affected by Michael are under a lot of stress so I would suggest sending weighted blankets (Kinja Deals may receive a small share of the purchase price).

Did Florida run out of bootstraps?

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

In the middle of receiving a blowjob. Sadly, he didn’t get a chance to ejaculate and remained stiff while turning into a stiff.

This is a remarkably inept and dumbass blog post ending with the profoundly lame:

U cellulite up my life.

Beto’s nice. I like Willie, and Willie likes Beto.

I think it could be a joke.

I don’t need to get anywhere in a hurry. Fuck you airlines, I’ll just drive.

Seems to me you have a strong desire to justify your IQ superiority based on your own personal preferences, which to me, ironically indicates that you’re protecting a rather low IQ in the first place

Edited. Never mind.

27 years old. Dumbass yes, kid no.

It strikes me that Steve Doocy is looking pretty haggard and worn in that header picture. I guess absorbing that evil Fox miasma for 20+ years has taken its inevitable toll both inside and out. Before the leggy blonde Fox fembots show that much wear and tear they are expeditiously replaced. I wonder how much longer…