Whoooaahh! What a surprise. Totally didn’t see this coming. And it’s so original too.

This is not so much a post as it is a tweet. 2 links and a quick undeveloped observation. Obvious comment bait, but at this point the response seems to be halfhearted at best.

I’m impressed by the referee. He’s in there fast and direct, and puts an emphatic stop to the pounding.

rein* you retarded fuckmonkey.

a nation that has found itself in the news after its government allegedly ordered a squad to kill and dismember a journalist critical of the regime inside an embassy—

Thoughts and prayers are always good. Floridians affected by Michael are under a lot of stress so I would suggest sending weighted blankets (Kinja Deals may receive a small share of the purchase price).

Did Florida run out of bootstraps?

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

Don’t get ahead of yourself there Captain Enthusiasm. It’s entirely possible that season 2 will suck.

In the middle of receiving a blowjob. Sadly, he didn’t get a chance to ejaculate and remained stiff while turning into a stiff.

This is a remarkably inept and dumbass blog post ending with the profoundly lame:

U cellulite up my life.

Beto’s nice. I like Willie, and Willie likes Beto.

I think it could be a joke.

I don’t need to get anywhere in a hurry. Fuck you airlines, I’ll just drive.

Seems to me you have a strong desire to justify your IQ superiority based on your own personal preferences, which to me, ironically indicates that you’re protecting a rather low IQ in the first place

Edited. Never mind.

27 years old. Dumbass yes, kid no.

It strikes me that Steve Doocy is looking pretty haggard and worn in that header picture. I guess absorbing that evil Fox miasma for 20+ years has taken its inevitable toll both inside and out. Before the leggy blonde Fox fembots show that much wear and tear they are expeditiously replaced. I wonder how much longer…

An excellent article. Vintage Hamilton Nolan long-form, and something which has unfortunately been rare in these here parts of late.