Sure, and look what happened. That’s 530AD. Now I don’t know much about history (I graduated from an American high school) but I’m pretty sure the Roman Empire was like 3 or 4 months from collapsing, probably because of all the regulations restricting growth and innovation.

Mitch McConnell is very interested in this “dung” treatment for the poors and their medical problems.

It’s right there in the quote for gods’ sake. I was talking about aqueducts.

So cute. I hope you can stay as innocent and pure as you seem to be as you get older.

Perhaps your masters who control your purse strings could encourage Jalopnik to hire a competent engineer with experience in computer vision, image recognition, AI, LIDAR, etc. within an autonomous vehicle control context, to occasionally comment on this category from actual understanding of, and experience with the…

Your “general experience” seems unusually specific and quite broad. From what perspective are you seeing all these people getting ticketed and the number of their past infractions? In a lifetime of driving I have never been present as even one person got ticketed for a bad tail light, and have been totally unaware of…

I couldn’t agree more. The people who do actual work have a better understanding of what is needed in a real life situation. Actual physical conditions are never as simple as the rules pretend. There are always adjustments and compromises that need to be made to get the job done effectively and on schedule. I’ll trust…

During a stretch of personal economic misfortune I was forced by circumstance to get a Capital One credit card. It was a miserable ‘fee harvesting’ credit card aimed with great precision at financial losers like myself, which doled out miniscule credit limit increases for a fee, charged a large annual fee which was…

During a stretch of personal economic misfortune I was forced by circumstance to get a Capital One credit card. It…

Speaking of playing by the rules. Of the current nuclear powers with missiles, the least stable and predictable is Trump. I’m pretty sure he’s never read the rules.

Don’t worry, there’s nothing you can do so just hang on for the ride. America is probably going to slide into incompetence and irrelevance. Whatever geopolitical storms will mature first, the Koreas, a resurgent Russia, the Chinese making their move, or religious wars, it’s a good bet that they will pale before the…

So they are taking the back road now, to avoid bumping the baby? I hope they realize that can be a first step on the road leading to sinful homersexuality.

Hail to thee, blithe Spirit!
Bird thou never wert,
That from heaven, or near it,
Pourest thy full heart
In profuse strains of unpremeditated art.

Higher still and higher
From the earth thou springest
Like a cloud of fire;
The blue deep thou wingest,
And singing still dost soar, and soaring ever singest.

In the golden…

People are stupid and impressionable. They see all these cop videos where the police yell “stop resisting” while beating the crap out of their victims and they now think that is an obligatory counterpoint to the action. If you have a bunch of white people standing around when such an imbroglio commences, they…

PA has more motorcycles and guns.

I’m sure she has at least one unpaid parking ticket and probably a warning for a two day overdue vehicle registration. This kind of troublemaking hooligan tends to have a rap sheet as long as her sleek, lightly tanned legs descending from her pert bottom.

‘Wild wood’ is what police officer Punchy had after bopping that 20 year old in the head a couple of times and then rubbing himself all over her for several minutes after that. I bet his underwear was soaked in jizz when he finally got up off her. Hopefully none of it soaked through cause don’t nobody needs to smell…

Its like that laurel/yanni thing. It’s at a frequency that not everyone can hear.

Pretty sure he can’t shoot a six foot long blue flame out of his asshole for two and a half minutes.

The class action settlement against DirectTV I was lucky enough to be a part of was a coupon book for McDonald’s. TGIF would have been a sweet deal by comparison.

Without Martin’s books to ground and restrain the show the last two seasons have had some seriously hack TV writing infect the goings on. I hope the final season of the TV show returns to form. They are taking their sweet time completing it. Let’s hope it doesn’t suck.