Well, sure. People shouldn’t be surprised or angry about this. But we should, in fact, be surprised about how crazy impressive is Xbox SeX’s BC. Comparing both next-gen consoles, BC is an obvious and objective win for Microsoft.

The excerpt from this book that was published in The Washington Post this morning is enough to make you want to beat the ever loving shit out of anyone, male or female, that you see or hear defending this crass, stupid, proudly ignorant buffoon. The fact that the man selected by white folks to lead this country is so…

How is Moore being an asshole? He asked DC to do a work for hire contract, they said, “No, but we’ll put a clause in the contract that says once Watchmen goes out of print for a couple of years, ownership reverts back to you and Dave;” And then proceeded to never let the comic go out of print.

A decade passes and Moore…

“Todd Phillips has proudly joined the ranks of famous people who would’ve been better off saying nothing...”

This battle has been teased since the show began in 2011, so it needed to be unbelievably epic—more epic than all the other epic battles the series has given us. This was a daunting task, and Game of Thrones succeeded...

Kinda. What happened is Reed Richards made a deal with an earth from a parallel dimension that was made up entirely of super-powered individuals. He took the four through a dimensional door to obtain their powers in exchange for the entirety of earth, to be paid later.

It may have to do with Moore being seriously into magic and thinking that a fictional depiction thereof might have more to it than teenagers pointing sticks at each other and shouting faux-Latin phrases. 

Reviews like this make me feel that this series pulls off thrilling, stylish action sequences with beautiful artwork and cool music and no one cares any more because the show has been doing it for years. Every review becomes more of a meta-review about what kinds of episodes it should be doing instead, or what the…

Deadlifts are a back exercise, so your back is supposed to be fully engaged. The reason workers are trained not to do occupational lifts deadlift-style is because you can’t assume everybody’s back is powerlifter strong, and because boxes etc. aren’t shaped in a way that lets you hold them safely in a lift like this.

What’s the big deal? I though everybody went out with Aubrey Plaza at some point. I certainly enjoyed my allotted two weeks, though, man, can that girl go through some toilet paper.

I went out with Michael Cera, too. I could totally see the two of them hitting it off as they have so much in common....namely: me.

Jeez. I…

To me, personally, TLJ was the first thing that’s actually felt like Star Wars since 1983. Not an extrapolation or an imitation or a tribute or a cash-in, but Star Wars itself.

And it’s because genre films like this will always have people asking these inane questions that don’t matter to the narrative one bit.

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

...that didn’t happen, though. Bilbo gave away a lot of stuff when he left, but Frodo got to keep the most. He sold Bag End to the Sackenvilles as a package deal, and they kept everything in it.

While the movies were in their initial release, it was popular to treat Christopher as some sort of ogre that was denying audiences what they wanted. But his protectiveness over his father’s works should be respected. It was for him that The Hobbit was originally written. It was him who first read The Lord of the…

Song of the South or GTFO!