it was an accident, something about Porkins not able to pull out in time...

Chris is back; he’s my favorite Person at Kotaku!

The majority of the planet won’t take a hit to living standards. Most of the planet has absolutely shit living standards/conditions. What you mean is ALL of the developed “first-world” countries would have to get down to everyone else’s level. It’s greed that drives the destruction of the planet. If it was somehow…

Seems as good a place as any to put this: If terraforming a planet is the way to survive, why can’t we just take the technology and correct the Earth? Instead of terraforming we should be terracorrecting!

Yea, this was very well done. My favorite part is the kids reaction.

Invite Trump to host a rally and than cap it off once he is inside.

The internet is a neutral medium. It’s people who are terrible.

I mean, did they not see this coming? It’s like the hitchhiking robot that was found destroyed shortly after it first entered America. We do not deserve nice things, as all we do is destroy them.

Not when you consider 20% of Texas residents are uninsured and surgery in Mexico can cost a fraction of surgery in the US. I’m a US citizen and I went to Mexico for root canals and lasik surgery (back when lasik was several grand per eye in the states). Saved thousands.

Something tells me this was a genius customer service scheme to allow the devs to reapond to glitches by suggesting players eat shit and die.

So instead of finding faults with their products and working toward making a better one, they’re going to cry foul over the lack of objective reviews. Seems about right.

People who use sjw as an insult are almost certainly bigots and definitely have the mental faculties of a concussed goldfish

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

Also I would like to make a point about big dicks and porn; it has bugger all to do with pleasure (pun intended) bigger dicks are easier to see on camera!

No one is saying it’s a medical condition. Small breasts aren’t a medical condition either and women get breast implants all the time and they don’t even serve a purpose sexually in the sense that penis size (especially girth) makes a difference to the way sex feels for a woman.

I hear that’s one of the side-effects of viewing a lot of porn; you start to compare yourself to those horse-cocked dudes like that’s “normal,” when in reality they’re the exception, not the rule.

Basically, a random hodgepodge of medical procedures that contain the word “implant” punctuated by a myriad of skin infections and botched surgeries, and finished off with a light sprinkling of totally unappetizing weeners that will put you off craving the male sex for a week. Oh! And for some reason pictures of a…

It will be only the poor that will have those kids. The rich and well connected will be able to get the abortions either locally or be able to leave the country to get them. Of course the excuse will be those poor wretches that can’t control their dirty urges.

And how are pedestrians supposed to compete with cyclists? Seriously? All the people you’re going to demand jump out of your way, many of whom will be inferm and unable to move fast. Sorry, but if you think its okay to cycle on the pavement, you’re just deeply inconsiderate.