Winning 99-90 and 140-90 are both unequivocal wins, but they ain’t the same thing.

Let’s not pretend he got Dame Lillard for Gerald Wallace or Kawhi Leonard for George Hill. “Winning the trade” is a very relative term.

Sam stood out from the start. “Born on third base,” as he says, not because his family had money but because he considers intellect, not class, to be the new driver in society.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

That’s a great buy for Dallas but it still pales in comparison to most others. You could get 70 acres of well-manicured wilderness for that much just outside the Montana border.

Would be more impressive if he didn’t travel. #truther

I deem this to be a Very Good Dunk

If you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass

Thats a great price for NYC but still pales in comparison to most others. You could get a 4 bedroom house with a nice lawn for that much just outside of a city like Dallas.

“It’s the Greek burger! With a lamb patty and mint aioli! As seen on Food Network’s Dumps, Holes, and Shitholes!”

He broke that kid’s brain. I know from experience. I had that same look when I realized Darth Vader and Mufasa had the same voice.