I think you just described Joe Biden.

Oh, fuck that noise. I try to make it sound like that scene from Austin Powers with Tom Arnold in the next stall when some fool is in the bathroom with me talking on the phone. There is a time and place for everything and the restroom is not the place for a phone conversation.

I would like to print out multiple copies of this report, roll it into a tube, and smack it across Rick Perry’s face while shouting “BAD PERSON! BAD. PERSON!”

On the other hand, Kate Winslet was always hot, both then and now.

I felt the same way. I saw the headline and I thought it was just really weird. It’s great for them, but I don’t think it’s something that I could or would ever do.

This made my tear up a tiny bit because the death of parents is an incredibly difficult thing. But also my cynical heart finds this super weird. I can’t imagine getting to know a stranger who got a relative’s organ. Let alone asking someone I’ve never met to walk me down the isle because they have the organ of someone…

At this point I’m really hoping Scotland votes again to GTFO and then the EU fast tracks them back in.

Anything that lets the Scots screw over the British is cool in my book.

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.