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Yeah this is absolutely that type of ad. I don’t think it’s deceptive, per se, just as you say a genre of advertising.

For about $1500 more there is a plug-in hybrid version. 3 types of Ioniq, Hybrid, Plug-in with 29 miles all electric, and full electric closer to $30,000 with 124 mile range.

Aww...did you need a trigger warning before you read that one throwaway line?

That’s if you can even get in the car. If they don’t like the color of your skin they’ll just drive past like you weren’t even there.

don’t forget too, if you mention where you are going before your butt is in the back seat, they will drive off on you if they don’t like where you are going.

The flaw in your logic is that 99% of the time none of us jalop yokels are actually going to buy the car. Real example; I assiduously reviewed all available Porsche Boxsters available in my market, test driving several. I thoughtfully responded to all NPoCP Boxster articles. After 5 years of this, only offering on one…

Yo veo lo que hiciste alli...

Yo no voy avenir a mi vendedor local de Buick.

I’m pretty sure the CPO inspection on my GTI was the service manager asking the salesman who took it on trade “Did they drive it here?” and then checking all of the boxes.

Aaah, Massachusetts.

If they sold Cadillac, it would be one of the world’s best luxury carmakers in half a decade.

I'll be Holden onto my cash, mate.

I don’t like driving in something that feels like a coffin. I like having the open air. And I don’t see why its not possible when I can get a civic, golf, wrx, focus and impreza all with sticks and sunroofs.

Fun fact: The police point to the wallet pocket on those teddy bears when asking Mercedes owners ‘is this where the service department cashier touched you?’

You’re in the red part, FYI.

NP. I agree with others that the exterior crap is a bit embarrassing and will be some effort to pull off but when you get a used car you wash and wax it. In this one you just pull crap off.

Thus police have to take “eye witness accounts” with a huge grain of salt.

Crack Pipe... Swisher Sweets?  The interior probably smells worse than it looks.  And what is the red package under the parking brake lever?  Theraflu or an empty condom wrapper?  Doesn’t matter, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since