well, in a front end collision, as you are about to be hit with a 49" monitor, the 8" tablet hitting you is just a teaser.

I subscribe to your vision.

That might become my new bio: The Pseudonym Jalopnik writers use for their worst takes.

I apologize. The Trax is probably an Opel. How about this garbage instead?

At least they finally got the screen integrated into the dash in a way that doesn’t look tacked on.

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:

They’ve come up with an even more innovative way to avoid confusion when making performance models: slowly let all of your performance models die so nobody has to know their names.

No; you are. Remember the Corvette is a grandpa car; just not in the traditional sense.

Next time make it less obvious that you went out of your way to shoehorn some hostility about The Left into a harmless fluff piece

The victim blaming in the first article’s comments is disgusting.

It’s a Nissan Crown Vic

Oh, you sweet child of nature.

Ferrari TheFerrari?

Is that what they are really called? I always just figured that it was a Mazda named 6 (or 3 or 5)

Worse, because Mazda customers aren’t confused about what to call it when they want to buy one.

Ah... okay. That’s different. I was just imagining you having to do that daily.

better or worse than naming a car the Mazda Mazda6?

No, but I was once aquainted with a Malibu.

Matte White, Z4 M Coupe with a blower and well maintained? NP

Had it been unmolested I could get down with this as Z4 M coupes are becoming more rare by the day as compared to convertibles. As it sits with all the mods I’m really feeling the dread of someone else’s project, sure if it is all really well documented and put together it might be worth it but still I can’t do it…