I always thought it would be cool to take a modern car back in time. Far back enough where automobiles were common but where something like a modern Accord V6 would easily be the fastest car on the planet. (assume logistical things like fuel compatibility are no issue)

“The Chevrolet SS was a classic case of giving enthusiasts what they wanted, but not having your fan base put their money where their mouth is.”

Not sure. The only people talking about it because of the name don’t seem likely to buy one.

I think Jalopnik or a similar site actually ran an article once about how filling your pickup bed with water is a terrible idea. Water is crazy heavy.

They’re around.

‘one finds that they were somewhat underpowered, odd-handling, and had lousy brakes.’

....AND WHAT I HAVE IS A 1971 PORSCHE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT MATED WITH A 1995 PORSCHE A TVR AND GENE SIMMONS WARDROBE.

If you don’t read the ad, you will miss this zinger:

This is, of course, utter nonsense, and you’re either an Uber employee, a complete fucking idiot, or, probably, both.

Driver’s seat?

Looks like they want freedom through a mostly communistic-like government.

♫ YOU DON’T OWN ME... ♫

I have a strict policy not to spend more than 30 million on any single car.

It’s called mount stupid.

The ‘fucking lawyers’ were hired by the fucking assholes who fucking hated their fucking neighbor’s fucking garage, you fucking dunce.

That’s pure Gilles Villeneuve.
That wheel lock up just transpires Dijon 1979:

Thank God we have a professional here to debunk all of the research that’s been done.

counterpoint: No, it doesnt

So to add a bit more knowledge to the OP’s write up. The JC Cosmo is special for many reasons not least of which as someone else mentioned it was a halo car for Mazda and so far ahead of its rivals technically, Mazda have never made another groundbreaking car at this level since.

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