No, that doesn’t surprise me. It says right in the article that 25% of Mississippi relies on Medicaid—politicians aren’t going to piss off their voters like that!

Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if he at least works in a snide retort to the Grammy’s.

If she was over eighteen and clearly sexually active, it would not be legal to tie her up and rape her.

Nothing Mississippi does can surprise me.

“Charade” is the right word for it! These will be all Miller’s words, not Trump’s, and I doubt he worked with him to write the speech. I have already read that it’s a bipartisan speech, so I’m sure that like Trump’s other high-profile speeches, and unlike his rallies, this will be pretty standard middle-of-the-road…

Though our grandparents’ times be ancient and distant, one would assume they had the technology to ship Lambrusco to Sicily.

for example, my old handle is still banned and i’m a fairly nice person, if old

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we’re all bad feminists here at jezebel <3

It’s the sort of utterly nepotistic good-looking white dude bullshit America loves, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the DNC wants him to do it. Whether he’d consider it or not, who knows?

Also, I needed to look up her IMDB and holy mother of pearl does she work a lot. I respect that.

I assume that the flash photography did some very strange things to it and that’s not what she looked like in front of her own mirror but what do I know about make up? Nothing if it’s not lipstick.

TO PLAY DEVIL’S ADVOCATE, I feel like this would work a lot better without the belt.

Definitely a big con. Right now the bottom-shelf, semi-hidden bottle of Lambrusco in wine store is $7. I assume that will not last.

Lambrusco is the most delicious wine which, for me, =/= best wine, because one might potentially drink it rather quickly, especially in the summer, hypothetically, many times, never learning her lesson.

No, fuck the NYT for their weird nazi-sympathizing articles. For the fact that they’ve kept known sexual harassers on staff. For the fact that they give a platform to shitty conservatives op-ed writers just so they can say they played devil’s advocate, but appear to choose them lazily. For running so many fucking…

Op Eds aren’t investigations and NYT puts a little disclaimer about how they don’t support the opinions in their Op Eds. BUT.

Don’t do it, Ray-Han! Exes are emotional quicksand. You’ll never get clear if you keep struggling.