oh, well then, enjoy your upcoming coma.

But not as much as Boston. Gotta focus on out cooking the Celtics.

Green got himself ejected and I think he got exactly what he wanted.

There are only three NBA players with No Trade Clauses: LeBron, Dirk, and Melo. That’s it.

Consulting. Next question.

I look forward to your unwavering support for a national gun registry.

yeaaa the first time this came up was totally yesterday when IT tweeted about it riiighht

I still fail to understand how showing a LITERALLY ONE FUCKING MINUTE tribute video is, in any way, not letting pierce have his night.

It would have been literally one minute. Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

This “Well, actually” moment is brought to you by the Brooklyn Nets, Washington Wizards and the Los Angeles Clippers.

I feel for you.

Or – hear me out, here...

I saw someone make a “LeBron 2024" joke and my only thought was “why would he retire in his prime?”

Depends. Does he have a poster of Rita Hayworth on his wall?

They should make a wagon and call it the Aston Martin Wagonda.

I’m a long-time Disqus commenter at breitfart. They are like a bunch of monkeys with mirrors right now. So confused, turning on each other while libtards like me just egg them on to spittle-flecked fury.

There’s only one way to resolve the conflict between these warring factions of the GOP.

Right? Why would you expect your point guard to do point guard things? Why would you expect one of the youngest players on the team to be able to run the floor?

I refuse to play without LeBron.

“Hate” is probably too strong a word, but I definitely loathe idiots who actively spread ignorance like flat-earthers.