I’ve run out of different ways to say “LeBron is the best player I’ve ever watched, and I will be incredibly bummed when he finally retires”

Bring back the 037

Slim Retreater

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

Cool man, you’re welcome.

And, see, I will almost go deaf while listening to many of these.

You’re glad the dude who finally made the franchise relevant is gone? Alright then...

Kevin Durant and his mom

Maybe it’s because he never raped or got anyone killed for gambling debts?

Yes, God forbid someone in the world actually know what that clothing is called!

Wait, if the Iditarod has a bus to throw people under, why do they make these poor dogs pull sleds over thousands of miles?

I love the fact that you’re using three years of high school volleyball to mansplain your horrible take to me, with my 25+ years of volleyball playing and professional coaching experience.

You know what? You’re about to experience the 2017-18 Pacers season, we’ll let you have this one.

I don’t know though, it DID immediately make Harden defensive

Lebron took two games from the Warriors a few years ago with Delly and Thompson, and not much more. Somehow I think he will find a way to make it work.

Pffffff. One of these things is welcome in my garage any time. I don’t care if they call it the Thundercougarfalconbird Deluxe Megacrazy Special Hybrid Fantastic 4s Turbo American.

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

I say or write some version of this every year, but, each season the championship goes to a team that got lucky: Their own players’ Achilles’ tendons didn’t explode and/or some other team’s players’ Achilles’ tendons exploded and/or the seeding protected them from a tough matchup that would have worn them down before…

I’ve never understood why so many sports writers flat out hate Melo. His biggest crime is having the audacity to not be as good as LeBron or Wade. There are people who legitimately think he’s not a Hall of Famer, which is an aggressively bad take. The hatred he gets is just weird.