Yeah, I hate it when teams smartly fill a depleted position by acquiring veteran talent in exchange for future assets, too.

Or you could pick a team and stick with them like a normal fan?

He must have been ecstatic after the Finals last season!

But they paid all that money to go 82-0.

Emma, thank you for giving us some credit. I read articles last night that literally only mentioned the Grizzlies in the first sentence or so because the writer felt obligated to state exactly who it was that beat the Warriors.

Enter crisis mode immediately please.

I’m always amazed that commentators never explain that the hand is an extension of the ball. That’s a clean block.

You do know that “ejaculation” is, like, a whole different word, right?

Bruce Lee did alright.

Emerson said history was the lengthened shadow of one man. Given his white supremacist leanings, I’d love to see him spinning in his grave at the thought of history as the lengthened shadow of Lebron. :)

Believe it or not, he’s done this before

If you’ve ever seen a Hutt in a bikini you would understand.

She is one with the Force and the Force is with her. RIP.

Why don’t we just offer them a cheesesteak wit for Boogie, because they are equally as likely to accept that offer.

That no call on the “tripping” was also spiritually correct. When you’re a giant stick doofus running away from the basket, and your frail clown feet brush against a real man’s sneaker... then you deserve to be a traitorous sissy coward who gets to fail with a bunch of 3-1 lead-blowing losers.

One of my favourite Christmas traditions is sitting around with my family after opening presents and just fucking hating on the Warriors.

No, we got sex ed.

Some of us peons had to go to public school Mr. Guber.

Nobody should be putting in this kind of effort to NOT give Warriors fans something to cry about.

I think a trip is with a kicking motion. Stomping on someones foot/ankle when they are running is good last second defense.