I love how LeBron dives onto the court to get his errant water bottle. Even the greatest basketball player in the world has that “Oh shit! I’m gonna get in trouble for doing something stupid” moment of panic flash through his brain.

Like teams with a 3-1 Finals lead winning.

“The problem with Phil Jackson is that he holds the joint too long rather than passing it, leading to a inefficient and uneven baking in the drum circle.”

Unfortunately Phil Jackson wasn’t around to see it because he was hiding in his office during the game, while getting stoned off his ass on Maui Wowie.

So Rey isn’t a Mary Sue? She’s a Rosy Palm???

Rey is a clone of Luke’s hand

I thought the same thing, until I learned that Lebron James wanted the WHOLE team to stay in Cleveland so he could host a Thanksgiving dinner for them instead of spending the night at a hotel. I guess that makes LJ a jerk?

“How’s *baseball* season treating you?” is what you should have said.

They blew a 3-1 finals lead?! Why am I just hearing about this

Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.

At least have the integrity to come out and say that you approve of Trump and his cronies and racists advisors.

Don’t be a “cuck” and hide behind the disingenuous notion that the only reason you oppose this is because it won’t change anything. We both know that’s bullshit.

Yes, a socially powerful black man making a small gesture of protest against a white man that’s openly racist against black people is clearly just “sour grapes.” Nothing to see here! The real story is PIZZAGATE!

Well.....we don’t demand billionaire owners pay for their stadiums actually. But they should.

Because that is the significant part of this story? Really? Who the fuck cares who pays?

And this is why the team can foot the bill.

Note: This was also the theme song of the Bush Administration.

Minus the “act like”

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Welcome to the year 2016, where the jokes have become reality, reality has become a joke, and every celebrity you like is dead.