First, the NBA isn’t rushing to hold the All-Star game in China....

Well, *continue* getting wrecked...

I see nothing wrong with what Stan is doing. Andre Iguodala guarded LeBron. LeBron still scored. Andre got an MVP award for his efforts.

He didn’t bump me. I just didn’t move out of his direction.

Yeah, Stan! I get it, man! All those times in life when I went up against someone for whatever reason, and they completely schooled my ass in every conceivable sort of way (some even mocking or aggressively disrespecting me as they did it) and left me a shambling, barely-coherent wreck of a weak example of a 'human…

*the hot popular girl in my high school bumps into me in the hallway before shooting me a derisive sneer and going to make out with her football player boyfriend*

I think this sequence by the mascot in the 3rd is a better summary of this game:

As an OKC fan, I basically agree with most of your points. It will be such a shitty ending to what looked so promising. But you have to remember, the entire state was built upon an old Indian burial ground. So, this outcome makes sense.

Seriously. I can’t believe they pay pilots to fly when they have the best seats on the plane. We should be charging them for their excellent view out of the cockpit.

The shove at the end is the best part. He has zero respect for Reggie Jackson as a human and it’s awesome.

I mean...they made the Panamera to begin with. So.