Ok. Fuck Daren Aronofsky for this wankfest male privilege masturbatory bullshit of a movie.

What makes this shitstain even worse is that there is a good horror film to be made from this material - but this isn’t it.

It sucks so bad I am astonished anyone greenlit it in 2017. And I’m really pissed off that Jennifer…

He must REEEEALY like that dog. Either that, or he really hates..... oh, I get it now. Wow. Fuck that guy.

See, that was generally the rule when I was growing up - I attending weddings where I was explicitly included in the invitation or where I was part of a wedding party, but otherwise there was an assumption that children where not welcome. Then I had to relearn that joining an Italian family where children are absolutel…

That’s part of the millionaire ethos, and why we’ll never be one.

It turns out she wasn’t bragging that they didn’t take a government plane for their honeymoon, but complaining.

I’d give Selena Gomez my kidney. She seems pretty together. Then she’d marry me and we’d live happily ever after while I become a stay at home cat dad.

That took a weird turn

My Father was an Air Force Air Mobility Command Officer (Now Retired). I’ll let his email to me speak for itself:

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;

OK, I’ll bite. I’m not a Mom at all but I know medicine pretty well: how is having abdominal surgery that cuts (permanently) through important stomach muscles ever categorized as “lazy”? the healing process alone for that surgery is at least 6 weeks, the first 2 must involve zero muscle engagement in that area, which…

Yeah, this doesn’t seem worth getting upset about.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

If she’s having a C-section because she chose it I don’t see how anyone is lazy in this scenario. If mom and baby are alive and well who cares how the kid was brought into this world.

Your replies? Hell, be scared what’s gonna float into your Banner Advertising! The Google knows. The Google lays snares for curious bunnies.

“Wait, should we be doing this? I mean, you’re my stepmom’s plumber.”

Unfortunately, I think the more likely scenario is that someone on his communications team forgot to switch his account over from the work one and liked the porn tweet (this is what happened when Allen West retweeted scissor sisters: it was an intern).

If I may join the party...

Ummm....sorry, disappointed gullible pizza fans, but you were warned. That’s a question mark at the end of that word soup masquerading as a sentence. The answer to that question is obviously “no, we will not be presenting any such thing. However, we do remain delighted. Later, suckers!”

Threw this one together last night.

I shouldn’t have posted this now I’m scared of what’s gonna float into my replies