Why is Jez so thirsty for this? I think this is the 3rd article.

Um, no. F this.

If you try cutting in line in Canada, anywhere, I will find you, and give you the most withering, silent glare, you have ever seen.

WHAT IS THIS FILTH? I -

I dry off my body in the shower, then step out with my wet feet on the mat. The point of the mat is to make me not slip and possibly smash my head through the toilet.

I’d be okay with this move, but only if they had the courage to make her death happen at Kevin’s hands. Just imagine the laffs as the lovable bumbler has to weekend-at-Bernie’s his beloved-but-murdered wife’s corpse around the house for an episode without the kids finding out he strangled her in a moment of rage. Now…

I refuse to believe that there are enough people watching this show to have an opinion, and if the problem is that divorce is unseemly then maybe they should move the show to GAC or something.

We teach our children “museum hands”, which is nothing more than “hands behind your back when you’re in a museum”. Shame more adults don’t do this. See also, “Look with your eyes, not with your hands.”

World’s most depressing job?

FWIW, it’s not easy for a customer to spot that you’ve raised prices, especially if you’re a fancy restaurant.

There’s a local fast food chain that usually ends up in the news whenever the minimum wage goes up as ‘the other side’ because they pay their workers above minimum wage anyway and so they usually are being interviewed saying “It’s no big deal for us, we’re currently paying more than that anyway.”

This seems especially fucking bananas now that I live in Norway where the average server makes $22/hour because THEY WANT PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO LIVE HERE. Now, it is not perfect, no no no, there are massive taxes but everybody pays them and while they may complain, NO ONE goes so far as to try to implement…

Can you fucking imagine a restaurant adding a whiny note and a surcharge if any other service costs increased?

In France, a few years back, we lowered taxes from 20 to 5% for restaurant, with promises for “JOBS!!!!”. Which was idiotic in the first place, since the business is perpetually short of employees.

Wow, only 3 percent? Conservatives told us prices were going to like, double! What the hell happened?

A few years back when the ACA was going into effect, the Papa of Papa Johns yelled about how he would have to raise the prices by 50 cents to cover the additional costs. How horrific!

But...her emails

. . .So he’s saying that if we appease these Nazis, then there will be peace in our time?

People care more about spectacle than they do about infrastructure.

Wow, good for him and his family.