elephantears
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elephantears

I always thought they’d work out because they seem like the exact same type of asshole (which is fine, so are my partner and I) but I can see how one person getting more famous exacerbates that.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

She’s a disgrace to the trans community, a terrible parent, and generally, a shitty, self-absorbed asshole. And I will not buy a single MAC Cosmetic product as long as they give her an endorsement deal.

I wonder if prince/princess are now equals. I know Sweden abolished male primogeniture in favor of regular primogeniture. The current Swedish monarchs had a daughter first in the 1970's, and then a son. They changed the law so that the first born child (not son) would be the heir apparent. So, that infant Swedish

I just throw a sports bra on, and then switch to a regular one right before I go. Although I’ve also recently taken to wearing bralettes, which are far more comfortable than their underwired sisters.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

I’m interested to hear the answer to these questions. I have a chronic illness and had creditors called on me because the insurance refused to pay for a valid claim (both the hospital and the insurance were in the wrong). I remember one particularly fraught conversation with the insurance company where I yelled at

Stars: They’re Just Like US! Kanye edition. Insurers will try everything to get out of paying and leave you on the hook for the bill.

Mary Berry is my car radio wallpaper. She hates my taste in music

The BBC ought to hire Sue and Mel as hosts as well. This should just be GBBO without Paul and more foods.

High schoolers aren’t men and women. It’s an age thing. Boys are less likely than girls to have sex as teenagers because they develop physically later. When half the girls in a ninth grade class are finished with puberty while most of the boys are barely half way, those girls will obviously gravitate to the boys who

, “The best types of detoxes are ones that emphasize lots of hydration and veggies.

I’ve been a vegetarian for seven years, foster for a no-kill cat rescue, and am not personally a big fan of PETA.

When my daughter was 5 or 6 she asked me if she could be in a pageant. One of her classmates did them. I told her no, and explained how pageants promote stereotypes of women. The following year she asked if she could be a cheerleader, a neighborhood playmate was involved. I told her I’d prefer she wasn’t an accessory

Btrax and Fenox sound like constipation drugs they run commercials for on grandad’s nightly news. “Side effects reported include itchy watery eyes, droopy balls and terminal bro-ness.”

Meh, the whole board of a BIG internet company I was working at once came back from the LHC visit they made with the realization that, I quote: “Internet marketing isn’t rocket science.”

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO”

It’s not right to touch children that way either, though.

When my sister and I were in high school, we visited my aunt and grandma. We went to do some back to school shopping. And they said “your section is up the escalator.” And at the top of the escalator was the children’s section.