This is such bullshit and conflicts with the message sent to women about preventing their own assaults. You can't basically tell women they are responsible for acting in such a manner so as to prevent their own rape, then yell at them that they're being "too scared" or "too cautious." You can't have it both fucking…

Thanks to this article I finally got around to looking up the etymology of "bangs" as that Americanism never made sense. Comes from "bang-off" a short cut of a horses tail.

Lets put everyone from Portland, Oregon under quarantine because someone from Portland, Maine coughed.

Could those pants be any baggier? Edit: Wait, he just took them off and now I'm more concerned about his socks staying on...

I read artisanal as 'artis anal' every time. So, yeah, not a fan of these ice cubes.

I am cool with men who have shaved their chest hair into the bat signal. That guy was actually a great shag, and had one of the biggest penises I've encountered.

I have enjoyed working for men. I have enjoyed working for women.

As any science gal would tell you, this bullshit suffers from serious selection bias. If you're in the kind of relationship where you are cooking semi-elaborate meals for your SO, and own the resources to prepare and serve this kind of meal, you are already part of a narrow demographic that is likely about to get…

Peter's new frat name is Diarrhea. That keeps popping up in my head every few minutes and I start giggling like a maniac.

That's cause you're wrong and your Mom is right. Sorry/not sorry.

I'm also a fan of Making A Scene which, in England at least, makes most pick-up pricks lumber off into the horizon. I'm really quite shy, but if someone won't stop harrassing me, I'll force myself to say in a a voice penetrating enough to make dogs put their paws over their ears, "YOU ARE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE."…

If I'm reading a book I don't want to talk to you. :-)

If he doesn't respect your desire to be left alone, he is not really Nice, anyway.

I would laugh in a man's face if he seriously asked me if I had email.

I really thought she was going to be playing the piano with her boobs. Slight let down, but still impressive.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

In my head, the picture of capturing a man with an engagement chicken involves a rope snare, baited with a cartoon chicken.

I'm assuming that all the relationship-ending recipes involve beans and cabbage?

Is there a Prolonged Cunnilingus Chicken recipe in there somewhere?