I’m the uk ‘fatal error’ would mean that something was irretrievably fucked up. It's a perfectly normal phrase. Do Americans not use it like that?

My sister is currently pregnant and is being very matter of fact about it. I am sans children and have no interest in it until it can talk and be fun.

I’m currently living this situation. My sister (who lives abroad) is having (her first) baby just before Christmas. My whole family is going out to spend time with them. My job has a ‘blackout’ from November to February and they seem to think that I’m going to spent Christmas alone, so that I can have the pleasure of…

Yes, in the UK we say ‘gentlest’. ‘Most gentle’ sounds very weird to my ears.

I have one (I’m from the UK). The NHS considers it the best (or at least the first choice) for long term contraception, mostly because you don’t have to remember to take a pill everyday and insertion is very simple.

The German word for party is ‘Party’*, so...

Yes, it’s not far, but it costs money, and time, and requires people who may already feel emotional and overwhelmed about their situation to navigate around a strange place. The current system is needlessly cruel.

It’s actually worse because it was asymmetrical so I’m working on growing out the short side and then getting both sides cut to the same length...

Currently me. *weeps*

So, in fact, not a pass, but a fact?

Literally people (probably British ones more than Americans) say “I don’t hate this” to mean ‘I like this’

My freckles are invisible in the winter and show up after I’ve been in the sun for approximately 2 minutes.

Hate speech (specifically inciting racial hatred) is illegal in the UK, so yes, she should be arrested.

Oh. My. God.

When i still worked in the coffee mines, it was clear that parents didn’t know what a babychino was. Some wanted an espresso cup with steamed milk, others wanted only foam, some wanted that it came in a real espresso cup, others wanted it in a kids’cup, some wanted chocolate sprinkles, others would kick off if you…

Well a quick Google tells me it’s associated with Richard I, AKA Richard the Lionheart, so it’s probably less about the lion animal and more about the symbolism of lions

An animal that when confronted with danger rolls over into a little ball seems entirely accurate

The European hedgehog is native to western Europe including the UK.

This is the best way to make coffee. omnomnomnomnom

I don’t think that would help...