I actually thought it was an American magazine with a UK version (like Cosmo, or something), so I’ve learnt something today...

There is an amazing retiring in Stockholm called Garlic and Shots. And it does exactly what it says on the tin. Very things is garlicky and delicious. And there are shots.

Also, employees know who the owner’s friends are because a. They come in and ask for the owner by name not ‘the owner’ or b. The owner comes over and says “Hey Elephantears, this is my friend Julie, she’s going to have lunch and its on me”

That nurse was an asshole. Although last time I went to the doctor she asked when my last period had been then laughed when I grabbed my phone and checked my period tracker app. She actually told me that “Around two weeks ago” was sufficient info.

I’m unclear on the details (it was before I knew her), but she is fine, and there was no lasting damage (unless atheism is lasting damage?)

I actually don’t know, it was before I knew her so my details are fuzzy. She’s fine now, which is the important thing, I think.

I just came to say the same thing, I’m about the same height as you and have no problem dating shorter guys, but they really seem to have a problem dating me. As if my whole existence was a compromise to their masculintity.

I was never that dedicated in my forced religious studies class, although I'm sure that I'd've noticed if golem Jesuses had been mentioned...

Yep. They might be the least offensive BCO story I've read in a while, they're rent hurting anyone else, just being quietly odd amongst themselves.

This happened to my friend IRL, she was seriously injured in an accident at a Christian summer camp and instead of calling an ambulance straight away, the adults in charge prayed for over an hour before calling the ambulance.

Wouldn’t it count as worshiping idols? Which is so expressly forbidden it's number two in the top ten ultimate christianing rules?

This thread seems completely divided as to whetherspoke with a ‘British’ or ‘American’ accent. You’re probably bang on with transatlantic.

It’s chilly in Chester

I don’t know, but given the differences between British English and American English grammar, it doesn’t feel ridiculous to differentiate the two. However, I doubt that was Palin’s meaning.

I am 27 years old and I still correct people when they get it words wrong. That song is not about ears, dammit.

I find it weird that hen/stag dos are still gender segregated. Do people really not have friends of different genders?

Really?! That’s normal wedding reception structure in the UK. The purpose of booze and canapés is to distract the guests while the bridal party do pictures. When else do you take pictures?

The tone of the “no” is very important, I think equal parts ‘Obviously not’, ‘You’re an idiot’, and ‘jaded barista’ should cover it.

Ginger cat babies are the most beautiful cat babies.