Yep. The problem with doing this to your hair is you have to *really* look after it, or it easily looks shitty.

I just realised I have Kylie Jenner hair. Really not sure how I feel about this.

One of the places I worked in had a similar policy because a. people were never happy with the split b. it was a pain in the ass to do and the boss didn’t want us ‘wasting our time’. People didn’t really complain though.

Totally my favourite kind of customer when I was waitressing, he sounds like a lovely gent.

Liptons! Fucking Liptons EVERYWHERE!

I googled this because that’s what ‘cocktail sauce’ is to me. Turns out there’s a cultural cocktail sauce divide...

My school uniform called for ‘black or blue’ tights. It took one instance of a girl turning up in electric blue tights for this to change to ‘black or navy blue’

“You have arrived at your destinatiooooon. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee”

I have been listening to this album on repeat all day, I am so into it. (edited for gif fuckup)

I did similar but with fish. I’ve been pescetarian for years and then started having problems with dairy so I became essentially a vegan who are fish. I never described myself as that though. Cause that's ridiculous.

Most profuse apologies. Must remember not to comment before all synapses have been adequately caffeinated.

I believe this has been covered...

I don’t know what the ins and outs of the rules were, maybe it was a UK specific rule? Or maybe it wasn’t ALL the time, it just felt like it....

I worked in a Starbucks inside a Borders, and Borders was mandated by its head office to play the number one charting album of the week all week, which was annoying but I could deal until the summer of 2010(?) when James Blunt’s ‘Back to Bedlam’ was number 1 for about eight years. I started plotting elaborate plans to…

I pay for Spotify. I listen to it all the time, also by paying I can save music to listen to offline on the app. I think it's worth it but ymmv

Yep. Just like this

They get SO mad when we do this

Lots of cabs in the UK don't have a front passenger seat...

FYI I used to waitress at weddings and this literally happens EVERY TIME. Or people have allergies or other dietary requirements they never thought to mention.

My preferred jar opening method (if I’m not going to keep the jar) is to stab the lid with a really big knife: I worked in kitchens for a long time.