It’s 7 a.m. in Australia. Taylor is waking up to all of this. What is she going to dooo?!? (Probably nothing, and then, in two or three weeks, something stone-cold.)

She declined to take credit for it until it became expedient for her to do so, to deflect negative attention that she was receiving as a result of her suspiciously public new relationship and to rebut the narrative offered by her ex-boyfriend (and accepted and promoted by the tabloid press, most notably TMZ) that he…