Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

Ya’ll are fucking nuts.

Concourse post, comments work!

...go on, when I close my eyes

Another key cheese that’s missing is Swiss. How do you remember Cotija, Manchego, and Jarlsberg but not Swiss? 

utterly disturbing that people i share office space with would somehow put ricotta as high as 15 and not at the bottom of the list where it belongs

I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

Elena Scotti is a menace to society imo

Wow, surrounded by cowards here.

Yanny.

i will destroy splinter news if it’s the last thing i do

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

help i like this