Elena Scotti
5/05/20 11:38AM

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!? Read more

8/23/19 4:29PM

I’ll say this. I understand that sucking the marrow out of the bone is the whole point of being a vampire private equity company and it’s a disgusting business model that I hate. But I just don’t understand why they’d take a successful company, ring out a few quick bucks and toss aside the corpse when they could make

8/23/19 4:22PM

As someone who works in PR, and who oversees ad buys on social media and web platforms, I literally let out a laugh when you mentioned the word “pageviews.” No one who does this job pays a lot of attention to pageviews as a stand-alone metric any longer. That hasn’t been our model for years. Read more

6/14/19 4:39PM

Another key cheese that’s missing is Swiss. How do you remember Cotija, Manchego, and Jarlsberg but not Swiss? 

6/14/19 4:36PM

utterly disturbing that people i share office space with would somehow put ricotta as high as 15 and not at the bottom of the list where it belongs

11/06/17 1:53PM

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning. Read more