To bring this little piece of news even closer to home, how about we all share our sober birthday? I know there’s many of us here that are recovering addicts.

Goodnight and thank you, Kellyanne
You’ve completed your task
What more could we ask of you now?
Please sign the book on your way out the door
That will be all
If we need you, we’ll call
But I don’t think that’s likely somehow

I meant to add that if we’re looking toward CA, I am far more excited about Kamala Harris someday running than I am of Gavin Newsom.

Oh Fuck yes. Honestly my next request is Caity’s TGI Friday’s adventure into a show.

My holiday card this year says “Happy Holidays” in ten different languages and I’m giving them to all my miserable Republican neighbors along with $25 donated to “liberal” causes in their names.

My dad has a theory on Trump supporters. They don’t want to admit that they made a mistake; that their judgment is bad; therefore, they will defend Trump no matter what; otherwise it would be admitting to their own gullibility and bad judgment.

If the only way you can win an election is by preventing people from voting... yeah that’s not only pathetic, but the concept of democracy eludes you.

I had a mean, scary principal in elementary school (LOOKING AT YOU, MR. KRIKSIUN, COLLINSVILLE CT, 1971)) who had random (insane) rules. Like kids HAD TO sit against the concerete wall in the concrete floor while we waited for our bus. Your coat HAD TO BE buttoned before you left...probably why I have lower back…

When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.

Tomato sandwiches, every day, for life.

Man, one of these days ol’ Scott is gonna try a taco by accident and it will BLOW HIS FUCKING MIND!

Donald going to prison would almost make this whole disaster of an election cycle worth it.

He only has to pretend to respect women for a few months, and he just. Can’t. Do it.

The Egyptian word for 'cat' is 'mau.' How awesome is that? They missed a real opportunity by not naming cows "moo," but still, solid effort.

Lovely name. Feminine with the “a” ending, but not too frilly. It’s derived from Margaret. There are both a Greta and a Margot in my daughter’s preschool class, so I don’t think those cosmopolitan/slightly vintage names are that fringe.

This was 17 years ago. No shade on your choice, but my daughter is NOT a Greta.

Our three year old niece is a Greta. I love that name. Its adorable for a little girl and classic for an adult woman.

I think the name Greta is way cute.

So.. you’re telling me we could have had TASSELS?!

Logan’s dog requests political asylum.