And a Republican Congress did vote on that, when Obama wanted to go in and stop this madness years ago, before Russia even got involved. American boots on the ground to stop Assad. The Republicans voted no, no, no.

We were never at war with the Viet Congress either, technically.

“I’m sorry, what was that you said about the squash courts?”

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Were any of those lines in the sand? Or were they all on a mirror in the Oval Office, or a marble countertop at Mar-a-Lago?

I can only see two outcomes from this presidential administration:

Great, now I want a Siaga. Those things look badass, especially with a drum mag.

This is a good and thoughtful list. I assume none of your family have prescription medecine needs, if they do then a month’s worth. Also a couple of Zpacs, you won’t miss antibiotics until you need them desperately.

And while you’re cocking the bow for another shot, the guy with a gun just put three rounds into you.

Gun probably required for all of the Bernie supporters who no longer want to “share the wealth.”

Haven’t seen any evidence to the contrary yet. The only person I’ve heard talking about undermining the 1st amendment is the candidate that this guy has a hard on for. 

Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randers.

Every time my father so much as drives past a hospital, he gives me another copy of his health care proxy. He’s afraid he’s going to end up either mentally or physically compromised, even though we keep assuring him we would never let that happen. I think he basically wants me to stand next to his bed and scream “DNR!…

That boiled potato better have butter on it or I guarantee neither me or my dog will eat that.

Because if it’s around, I’ll eat it. I share a KIND bar sometimes with my assistant, and that’s great because then you have half of the calories.

The first generation of whites to experience a lower quality of life and life expectancy than their parents. Millenial is a good cutoof although I think we could realistically accept anyone born after 78.

Also, a snarky made up thing

Common has always been down for black people. As one of the more conscious rappers, he’s dedicated his career to it. He says one thing, and people are ready to lambast him? I think the the criticism is a little unfair because he’s one of the last people who deserves this. Check his credits. He has done a lot in his…

Thirteen years ago, I lost my mobility because of Multiple Sclerosis. Grieving applies just as strongly to the wheelchair bound as it does to losing a loved one. We lose a very important part of ourselves. This past week, grief hit me again, as MS has taken away a few more of the things that have brought joy into…