I love Eli and McAdoo’s matching derp faces. “Where is my bowl of paste?” I was told I would get my bowl of paste in the second quarter!”

I am digging Damon Harrison’s Really? face here.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

I truly hope that the gun is ok.

Man, I want to know what you guys think the correct ending is.

I agree; there’s only one right ending to Life is Strange.

You Don’t Have to Be a Fucking Stooge

I assume the police have already tried “Accio prequel”?

At work so can’t whip one up myself, but patiently waiting for “pretty ass-goal” pics.

This sums up my feelings about people justifying their choice to leave NYC by writing ad nauseum about it and wondering aloud why people stay, aka, don’t make the same choice they made:

Alternates:

That’s a bummer. Not only could she reveal damning information, but Sally Yates is well-known for ending her testimonies by smashing fruit with a hammer. Who doesn’t love that?

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

“God Watches Tim Tebow Plate Appearance; God Denies Tim Tebow Three Times”

This is a solid headline right here.

Jack was awful in Mass Effect 2.