I’d crash on Drake’s couch for a few years.

Don’t be a dick. Even if she agrees with the toolbag, she’s offering sound political advocacy advice to an obviously liberal audience.

I thought canon Ryder was going to be female...

Oh I had this same curmudgeonly observation as I stood in line (!) with my kids in the parking lot of a local megachurch doing trunk-or-treat on October 22. Where did we go wrong?

College football’s clock rule is garbage, but college overtime and catch rule (1 foot) are far superior.

I agree, but institutional momentum is a bitch. In a well-gerrymandered state like mine (Michigan), my blue vote for local office gets cast into a sea of red, while state-wide elections (Senate, Pres) are a foregone blue conclusion.

Michael Stipe or Shirley Manson. Holy shit did I listen to a lot of both of them in the 90s.

Did anyone else feel like the ad campaigns for this movie using Black Lives Matter footage were super tacky? I get where they’re going with it, the historical context is relevant to what’s happening now, but ultimately they’re using a social movement (and indirectly, the deaths of black men) to sell tickets.

I think Rocket McFadden might be Donald Trump.

Good-player, terrible-person, future Secretary of Commerce Curt Schilling isn’t good enough for you?

Have you guys ever referred to him as a “Microwaved Cheeto Sandwich”? I said that to my friends the other day and then laughed at my one joke, but it’s super likely that I read it here and am not clever at all.

Ask her about her stance on gay marriage, and then ask again when one of her kids turns out to be gay.

Came for the obvious joke, you put a (concussed but not dead)spin on it. Well done.

I laughed at the conversation about what “ghosting” meant. But that’s about it. Even the death scene with the cliffhanger you mention borrows (poorly) from the hilarious scene from the first season premiere where Deaf Taylor Swift is killed. I’m going to give it maybe two more episodes, but I’m not hopeful this is…

Their QB depth chart is very poise heavy.

This dude should have started taking calcium supplements a long time ago.

Look at this shit! I was a fantasy genius! This was the 2002 - 2003 NFL season where the Raiders and the Bucs went to the Super Bowl.

The problem with choosing Elizabeth Warren or Cory Booker is simply a Senate numbers game. They both are from states with Republican governors, and therefore would be replaced for two years (unless there would be a special election, I don’t know the machinations) by a Republican appointee. Kaine (VA) has a Democratic…

I always thought it was particularly cruel of Disney to give Cubby, the (slightly) fat kid, a name that rhymes with “tubby” AND bookish tendencies AND confidence problems. That’s a whole lot of cliche in one character.