eledonkeyfunk
Eledonkeyfunk
eledonkeyfunk

It’s a shame most of those videos are the “standard”. Bronzed brunette or blonde lady with plenty of make up, covered in what looks like cooking oil, and some dude with shaved testicles and you’re in his perspective. It’s kind of boring.

Nope, just not a fan of pedophiles (because let’s face it, you masturbating to a representation of children is exactly that).

It’s because* by the way, not becuse.

I love how bent out of shape creepy-nerds are getting over Fire Emblem. They must be fake nerd boys, because previous English Fire Emblems were MORE edited than Fates.

Have you tried Mario Kart 8? I don’t usually like racing games but this is the best one I’ve ever played. With the DLC it’s gigantic. Same for Smash Bros, there’s almost too much content.

You’re not too smart are you? One could ridicule Macs for having “intel infrastructure introduced 11 years ago”. I see what you’re trying to say but you picked the wrong words, sorry, so I’m going to call you out on it in a funny way.

There’s an updated model coming out soon. Maybe people are just confused because they’ve read reports about the current Gamepad being EOLed?

I’ve no idea. Maybe they’re not getting it at home.

Sarahsnafu, subtly confirming having child porn on their computer.

What do you expect though? Japan’s age of consent is 14. They’re pretty big on being able to bang kids.

They need acting lessons.

Are you thick? The Witness didn’t come from “nowhere”. It was hyped to all hell, it was the Braid guys next game. I don’t even follow games that much and I knew about it. Wow.

Is that the game with ninja boobs, or something like that? I had to unfollow a weeb I knew on Facebook for going crazy over that. There’s only so much normal people can take of people obsessed with japanese culture.

I wanted to buy this game, but as we stand in 2016 with vile people running businesses, I did a search for the devs+”gamergate” on Twitter. It turns out 3 of the lead people support it. As such, they’ll get no money from me.

Bought it last night but haven’t played it yet. I really should. I never played the original either though most of my friends and colleagues were really into it.

Weebs are strange things.

My wife and her assistants got to visit the Skywalker Ranch around the year 2000, back when she worked in the film industry. She asked if I could go, but because I was working for a rival company at the time I was denied. They were REALLY strict on who went in around then.

I’ve bookmarked that Instagram account so if anything ever does happen here I’ll be able to message you about what the latest is.

I hope you don’t mind but I’ve been talking to IRL and internet friends about this, I’m not on instagram but they are and might get you a couple of followers.

Looks a bit like Homer Simpson!