electronvolcano
Evan Hayden
electronvolcano

The US has been served a steady diet of its own allegedly unique exceptionalism. We’ve decided to not only accept it, but to wade wholeheartedly into it like a hog in muddy poop. You don’t feed that to people for almost 250 years and then tell them “...yeah, your whole history...you guys kind of sucked with the

Whenever I see one of those grilles, I can’t help but view it as an angry anime girl. I say “awwww, wook who’s gwumpy today OwO” pretty much every time I see one. Haven’t gotten any death threats yet, but time will tell. 

I love the looks I get from “real men” whenever I pull up at the big-box hardware or farm/fleet stores in my dull grey minivan with the pink kids car seat and “They See Me Rollin’” D20 sticker. They must think my penis is an innie.

I also love the looks I get when I easily put 40 2x4s and assorted building materials

Lifted bro trucks.

Wranglers. Specifically lifted and angry eyed ones that blind me every goddamn day. It’s so common it’s almost like this is how they’re all sold on Long Island.

Dodge Charger/Challenger. 

Sorry, hard work guarantees nothing without luck. Nothing.

Musk shoots off his mouth

Rich people telling everyone to work hard, can fuck off and die.

Companies grow while people die. Capitalism in a nutshell.

the company did not hit the growth goals it set for itself

I have a 6G iPod Nano that runs all the music in my car currently. The thing’s close to fifteen years old and still holds a charge that’ll last two weeks. And yes, I’m still waiting for people to break into the software so I can get custom clock faces and backgrounds. Never give up hope!

That said, the death of the

It’s almost like the law was designed this way by... wealthy corporate donors?

Nah, couldn’t be. 

...it’s almost as if we live in a nation with precious little respect or protection for regular working people!

This is the correct take. New Civics are amazing looking in person and the interior is one of the best things Honda has ever done. Proportionally everything just works so well. And the oft-maligned swollen nose actually works in the flesh because you’re actually looking down at it, and not up at it from ground level

Hey guys,

That’s exactly the kind of mentality that’s left us in the current massive disaster that the pandemic has accelerated. “Oh you don’t like it? Don’t participate. Don’t try and change things, don’t try and convince people something is dangerous or negatively affects their lives. Just go away.”

I like technology. I build

We live in the worst timeline.

It’s the “good times will never end” of low gas prices that happens every decade or so. I got premium for less than a dollar in the late 90s and it regularly stayed between $1-2 on average and creeped up to $4-6 in 2008. It’s how you got V10 Ford Excursions with 10mpg and no one blinked. Then the small car boom in

Great pics! So at least we know that had some form of mechanicals under it, and that tail light array is pretty bonkers also.