I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

Justice of the Peace Charles Karisch was called to the jail cell.

Hulu keeps bombarding me with Paper Towns previews and it looks soooooo bad! I’m convinced Zooey Deschanel secretly made that movie out of spite. “Keep calling me a manic pixie dream girl, will you? I’ll show you a pixie dream girl so manic you’ll gain a newfound appreciation for the gritty realism of New Girl.”

I know Tom has a ranch. Were free moustache rides part of the settlement?

Not in this case, no!

LET ME BE CLEAR: I don’t think Jidenna approves of slavery or slave-owners in any way, shape or form.

Kinda neckbeardy.

Are you fucking kidding me? There are several articles at the bottom of this very post where this site criticizes Hollywood whitewashing, and you seriously think that BELLA FUCKING THORNE is the right choice to play a Middle Eastern princess? Were you just too lazy to do the requisite Googling? Or is a redhead…

i want whatever drugs she was on at the time. lets just be real here.

“I’m always gonna need to be hydrated so I guess I should get H2O on my hand.”

okay but like lets circle back to the main story here which is why in the fuck would you get h20 tattooed on yourself

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? Like, I’m sorry to be harsh, really I am, but are you fucking joking? People donate organs literally all the time. It’s done for the medical advancement of our entire society, of the whole world. Once upon a time there were grave robbers stealing corpses to sell to doctors…

“You can even sometimes pick one up at Walgreens for $10, if you’re ok with the potato quality.”

Ever read something and been unsure whether it’s a typo or a genius pun that flew right over your head?

“if you’re okay with the potato quality”. Omg. Mark. Maybe you did this on purpose. Maybe not. Either way, perfect.

The article glosses over it, but I would argue one of the biggest victims here is Ruth. Catfishing sucks, there is no doubt - but Ruth has had someone seriously stalking her life and endangering her - imagine if a jilted boyfriend managed to track down Ruth thinking she was Leah, and got violent!

I guess the part of this story that freaks me out the most is the fact that Ruth Palmer refuses to think about the fact that it. is. one. of. her. friends. “Oh, they would never do that”.... um, they did. SMALL POOL OF SUSPECTS. LET THE GAME OF CLUE BEGIN.

Wait, so this woman who hates men so much she aborted a male fetus in her got her buddy Robert to make her a webpage? All men are horrible except for the one guy who is doing all communication about the page I put up to say how men are horrible.

Holy shit, I have a new subway prank involving dressing as a bird of paradise.

If you're going to give anyone a pass for reason B, you should take into account that for the vast majority of animal species, it is actually the males who do the preening and displaying for the benefit of females. So maybe even human men still have some remnant of that "primordial need."