Headline: Study shows that Seattle drivers are consistently terrible.

Could they bite on Tesla any more?

The only thing I’ve learned from this article is how boring all of these people are.

Who. The. Fuck. Cares.

America?

“These little creatures you spend a fortune of love and money on will never grow up to become valedictorian, or win the Daytona 500, or get O.J. acquitted, or own a food truck, or even cure cancer.”

Yes, American car manufacturers should go back to making boring, shapeless boxes, and not take any risks or push any boundaries.

Engineers need to justify their employment. Samsung spends more ruining Android than Google does improving it.

“Fuel economies pushing 100MPG are possible, just look at Europe, but many people in the US don’t want to own a small car.”

OK, but how does it compare to the original?