Are you suggesting coitus?

I legit slept on the couch for a month after buying an AMG-GT without telling my wife.

Buys cars sight unseen.

Today I learned that lions like to give the ball away carelessly in the middle of the field

I don’t know, the male lions stay home and sleep all day, while the female lions do all the hunting, sound like USA soccer to me.

Don’t forget this one....

While you make a compelling argument, my wife was someone’s first love at some point, and I refuse to stop doing terrible, horrible things to her because of that love.

I fell in love with the NFL and the Chargers during the Air Coryell era, with Dan Fouts flinging it to Kellen Winslow, Charlie Joiner and John ‘J.J.’ Jefferson/Wes Chandler, with ‘proto-Eric Dickerson’ Chuck Muncie, and Louie Kelcher and Gary ‘Big Hands’ Johnson on defence (it took me at least a decade to figure out…

The most popular football teams in Los Angeles:

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

I missed the cutoff for WYTS submissions, so just let me add this:

Santa Claus ain’t real. I still love him.

I’m too old to care. Fake, real, it’s all good to me!

The rare six-light front end model.

I worked for Wachovia starting in 2007 and never felt the pressure from management to be a product-of-the-month salesperson until we were bought by WF. In 2009, when the Wells Fargo Way® was adopted, the managers started telling all the bankers that if we didn’t hit our new ridiculous goals for widgets (checking…

I used to work for Wells Fargo and quit over this principle; back in 2008, my boss had us pushing home equity loans. In Reno. In 2008. The obvious blitzkrieg was because we wanted those people cashing out that equity and going into debt before the market collapsed completely.

Despite a recession looming, obvious to…

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Women’s stockings to tint my tail lights. Was pretty much my low.

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.