THEY SUGGEST MINI PANCAKES, DOOD.

Husband and I wept for joy, like someone would over their first born.

I got mine at Walmart, but you can probably find it someplace less evil. It's by Hamilton Beach.

I was too exhausted. But boy howdy, are we having them tomorrow!

You're fun. :/

My husband and I just bought what could be God's gift to mankind - a breakfast sandwich machine. You put all the meat, bread, egg, fillings, whatever into the doohicky, and in five minutes - BAM! SAMMICH, MOTHAFUKKAS. We almost had breakfast sandwiches for dinner, we were so excited.

MOTHERFUCKING ANDOVER.

Considering his own daughter's name, that just seems even assy-er.

I agree, it does make things easier when it comes to content. But I have some concerns about it. One thing is that I'm worried that the format that they requested will mess up my natural writing flow - they require separate sections for each topic, while I'm more used to writing in a narrative style. I'm also…

I wish I could write it like that, but the rules require a seperate section for each topic, including headers. That really messes up my flow.

So the first time I went to college, I didn't apply for scholarships. I just didn't think that I qualified for any. Now that I'm returning at age 28, I wised up and started searching.

OMG SPOTTY BABY WITH LITTLE MEWS!

NOPE.

Like when loving lovers love again?

Wishing you a Patrick Swayze Christmas!

How the hell have you not been fired?

You may not have said the words, Broseph, but that is what you meant.

It has a space where you write down your intended last name after marriage.

I wanted to do the same thing, but no one told me that the marriage license paperwork in the state where I married was also my name change paperwork.

Uh, the last time I needed money to fucking SURVIVE.