I care. I’m sooo glad that she’s letting her hairline relax, too. 

Jojo has been a regular point of discussion at jez for years. 

I was in a (temporarily) long distance relationship when this all broke out. Canada closed the borders a week before I was supposed to go on a month long trip to see him. We hadn’t seen each other for 6 months. The relationship fell apart because of all this. Anyway, I’m a horny motherfucker who has been a NUN for a 6…

Totally.

Marginally related, I *abhor* using the spelling “cum” as a verb. I don’t know why; it’s always just really squicked me out. 

IDK but I am enjoying how we’re all calling out this bullshit. Every visible comment.

Yeah, those of us at higher risk have a quite different perspective. Suffocating to death is not how I want to go out.

Those dying and suffering are clearly just numbers to these clowns. I find the lack of empathy just as terrifying as the virus.

Word of advice for that person: the sensation of resenting other people for judging you is sublimating your discomfort with your own actions into the imagined sins of other people. It’s your conscience, trying to swim to the surface of your tide of bullshit.

Thanks, y’all.  My uncle is dead because other people decided to be selfish and greedy.  You are the reasons we will have at least some lockdown measures for the rest of the year.  Everyone who ignores the rules extends the rules.  Go to hell.

Nope. 

And I needed for someone to touch my body after having not even have received so much as a hug for over 6 weeks.... Most of my friends were quarantined with partners; they receive touch every single day and have a shoulder to cry on. I was happy for them, and also felt resentful for any judgment that could have come…

the bowls of cigarettes is so fucking iconic, like things you read about golden age Hollywood stars. 

The way people obsess over this child is freaky

I’ve missed the feeling of someone’s physical presence. None of my friends that I’m in regular contact with are quarantining actually alone. Most of them are with significant others or roommates or family.

“The worst part isn’t that we’re breaking quarantine or endangering our kids with infection. It’s that she wants to cuddle afterwards. Also, I have great technique.”

And I’m assuming “custody schedule” means there are children who are potentially being exposed to the virus as well.

As a single, older woman, the hardest thing for me about the quarantine has been the lack of sex. Before the virus struck, I was seeing a much younger man although we quietly drifted apart right as restrictions were being put into place. He hasn’t contacted me; I haven’t contacted him. But the yearning for sex does…

I work in a five star hotel and casino in las vegas. I scrub floors, shampoo carpets, take out trash, so on and so on. and I have chronic asthma.

EXACTLY. Deny, deny, deny. These narcissists just put cotton in their ears, and don’t like to hear it thrown back into their faces. La, la, la, la. *I’m fine with killing my people.* *Ok, but what about YOU?* *What? Anderson I cook DINNER* *What?!*

Oh my god, she actually said, “...but...I have a family...I cook every night.” but literally offered her town as a ‘control group’ to just go out and - hey, if they die, the die. But don’t ask meeeeeeee to go out with them pshhhh - I need to make my Shake ‘n Bake, Anderson. Dear god who the fuck elected this sociopath?…