Look, MIA still has banger after banger after banger. It’s just a shame when she pulls this shit.

Bruce Willis. He was in the Die Hard movies.

Oh Kelly, same.  I do live in one of those places that saw snow this week, and it was heartbreaking.  

”And if a sound was already grating on your nerves pre-pandemic, by several weeks into sheltering-in-place now it is inevitably making you LOSE your GODDAMN mind.”

The author is trying to make it “her thing.” It is very annoying.

This “outed as a landlord” shit is annoying.

When I jog, I see Plan B packets rolling down the empty streets like tumbleweeds.

Nah fam.  The score will be coronavirus breakups and divorces at #1, Corona vasectomies at #2, post-corona fucking off to travel the world because what’s the point of money if you’re dead at #3... and babies at #24 or so.

I’m pregnant, it happened before the pandemic and honestly, I’m absolutely terrified. If I’d known this was going to happen, I would’ve waited. I’m here hormonal and freaking out instead of enjoying what should be a happy and exciting time in my life. No, a Corona baby should NOT be a thing.

Yeah! Eat shit, Halsey! Your gesture wasn’t efficient enough! Boooooo!

The feds are seizing hospital’s PPE orders and sending them elsewhere. Better to be given the supplies.

Don’t forget bored.

My mom sewed masks for my husband and me. When she asked if I wanted to come in and get them or if she should just leave them in the mailbox I started crying because I finally had to put into words how scared I am for her. I’m wishing your mother lots of health and energy through this stressful period. I’m grateful…

Somewhere in Italy, a village is missing a mountain that was quarried away to build and furnish this place.

It looks like a corny hotel in Vegas circa 2003. If that was the vision, they really nailed it.

Ya know, in these trying times I’m not sure I’d be doing a brag on how I burn money just because I can. The house is hideous, but the disparity it points to is obscene. Mr Drake can spend his money however he wishes but the world is experiencing a monumental shift and his fuck-them swank and swagger makes me want to…

“Many find themselves being moved on by fearful locals with no place to go, despite their best attempts at social distancing by wild camping.”

It’s really hard to pick out the most “oh, for God’s sake” sentence in this article but it might be

If that were true then there would be millions (billions?) of women and men who’d never, ever find a partner.

What gets really old is having people dissect the description of events by a victim of a traumatic situation, and trying to say what did or did not happen and why it is not believable.

I don’t see why people find this complicated! The dot over the “i” is Tuesdays. And, July. And, sometimes never. It’s sometimes the moment when nothing never occurs. It’s so easy, people!