“Avoid these types of behavior”

Gotta pitch this idea to the local Chinese takeout joint. Free eggrolls, baby!

Yep! I’m tall so we rolled up the sleeves a bit. Here’s Toast being business casual:

This is my 1st greyhound, Mandy. She stood at over 3.5 ft at her head. That is an 18" ruler above her.

When I had a greyhound in Chicago you bundle it up like it was your kid. This was a -10f day. That’s my actual hoodie on top of an easy to make, custom fit fleece coat. Depending on you and your greyhound’s size you can easily let them wear your clothes, it’s awesome! The booties were easily made but can be bought.…

We have a dog that we think is a grey/lab mix, and she’s the sweetest ever. Her name is Eleanor Bonesevelt. Here she is with our docker spaniel Franklin Delano Bonesevelt:

If you’re looking for microfiber cloths at Target, buy them in the automotive department instead of in “housewares.” They won’t come in the cute pastel colors but you’ll get more in a package for a lower price.

Once again, we see that the main thing almost all of these shooters have in common is violence towards women. 

not to harsh on someone who got fucked by The Man but it sounds like your girlfriend should have quit her job and done something else if she was that unhappy with the situation.

I’m a casual reality TV watcher at best. Is it customary to live-tweet your own show? What is the etiquette?

She’s moving on the the next relationship and in the lyrics, she’s found someone new to move on with, herself.

That was adorable! I went on Tumblr to look for gifs of the performance, but instead, I found this, which was also adorable: Drag performer Florida Man performs a sexy striptease as Lady Voldemort to Ariana Grande’s classic “Dangerous Woman”, culminating in a sexy wizard’s duel:

I find it really charming that she is able to laugh at her mistake and doesn’t take herself to seriously. I continue to grow more fond of her, and wish her the best. 

Hey folks! I just wanted to point out that the fine people at Does the Dog Die? have a comprehensive list of flags regarding various triggers and semi-spoilers for all sorts of red flags that people might care about. If you have specific things that might make a movie a no-go, I’d recommend checking them out.

I’ve seen Trump described as a “malignant narcissist,” which is a combination of narcissism, sociopathy (antisocial personality disorder) and paranoia. It’s the diagnosis psychiatry developed for Adolf Hitler after the war.

Amy and I are raising an 11-year-old, a 10-year-old and a 7-year-old

My stepfather was a diagnosed psychopath who was abusive towards my mother and terrified me to the core, but everyone else thought was an angel. I got up the guts to call the cops finally and tried to be supportive of my mom to get out of that relationship, but the cops actually talked her into forgiving him because…

I agree, but I think the fact that she deleted the tweets indicates she knew (or someone on her PR team knew) that she made a poor decision. 

I refuse to believe that Justin Timberlake has interesting enough sex to need a safe word.