It DID suck, a lot. And then you’ve got your kids, whom you adore, but you and their mother are in a desperate, crumbling marriage that you feel obligated to stay in...ugh.

It’s true, and yet...he was in love with another woman. There are a lot of beautiful, kind men I wouldn’t trade my husband for...you know? It was a sucky situation all around.

THINGS I KNOW THAT I SHOULD NOT: Ben Affleck had his teeth capped pretty soon after Good Will Hunting, well before meeting Jennifer Lopez.

No joke. If I had multiple sisters and they told me to get crazy skinny and toned for Halloween so we could all parade around in white undies together I would tell them to fuck off.

After dating a bunch of broke, nice but not hot dudes, I am willing to step up, take one for the team, and date Brad Pitt.

Oh my god, I loved Flo Jo. I even had a Flo Jo doll with a one-legged tracksuit! Beyonce knows how to do Halloween.  

This is weird because it seems like they dressed up to parade around a parking lot. They’re so fame hungry and such an odd family.

I always like to think she ends up with her Husband, the man she married and loves and not the stalker best friend who she barely knew. After he leaves with his stupid stage direction cards, she tells her husband who promptly calls the cops.

I am so excited for this as someone who both loooves romcoms and thinks they’re stupid. Tom and Lorenzo had some posts while they were filming and the costumes look amazing.

I can’t lie, I will watch the hell out of this.  

This is like me every time I walk into Trader Joe’s and realize it's not an actual grocery store so much as a giant snack pantry.

Sofias ex is such a creepy fucking loser

Kwiverfull!

A death sentence lol. 

Drinking game.... take a shot every time she mentions her husbands name in an episode.

lol why are you so pressed???????

It’s basically my husband and my life goal to become friends with Ina. 

I honestly couldn’t tell you the political leanings of a single person I’ve come to know via Food Network. 

Paula whoomst???

She never struck me as a Paula Deen type, but I’m glad for the reassurance ! #neverchangeIna