I mean, it’s good and all, but as a lazy person, you really can’t beat being pleasured while you recline and relax.

Addiction is pernicious. I have lost several people to it. Others I know have spent their lives in recovery from it.

It’s missing some context. She was talking about how in her family there has been, “a lineage of broken male-female relationships, abuse of power, and mistrust.”I think what she’s getting at is she hopes her children will be able to escape that cycle, and having male/female twins is a good omen of sorts.

OMG, Clover!! What an awesome achievement. We’re so proud of you!

She definitely looks the best out of the older sisters, and Kylie now that I think of it. She’s the only one (aside from Kendall) who still has a human looking face. Kim, Khloe and Kylie all look ridiculous with what they’ve done to their faces. 

I read this earlier and when I got to the very bottom I admit there was a sharp intake of breath followed closely by a “yesssssss.” So awesome for Ms. Hope.

Out of all of them, Kourtney’s style and look is most interesting to me, especially her maternity looks. It’s also extremely hard to believe she is turning 40 next year.

He’s literally not even committing to retirement in that quote, lol: “ I’m thinking of moving in that direction and not acting so much.” I work with a guy like this. He’s in his eighties and has had like four retirement parties. And now he works part time. Still comes in 4 days a week for a few hours. I think people…

Berk entered a sushi restaurant at 12:18 a.m. and suddenly became involved in a “verbal/hamburger throwing incident,” according to an arrest report.

I’m kind of a non-confrontational weenie. One lunch place has a waitress who is a bit much. A lot of overly earnest “sweeties,” bad jokes, and awkward mugging. I like the food enough, I’ve started to find her hijinks endearing. Easier than raising a fuss. Side note: if I’m ever in a hostage situation, I’m totally…

He believes he is as universally beloved as at his career peak fifteen+ years ago, and is living in a scary state of denial and self-indulgence about his financial situation and his substance consumption

The appeal of shows like this and The Big Bang Theory baffles me. Utterly, completely baffles me. 

I have no idea, it’s just the big bang theory, why is that misogynist garbage still on? Does Chuck Lorre have black mail material on everyone?

Who ever sincerely thought that Two and a Half Men* was a funny show? How the hell did it get so popular? Don’t people know that there’s Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon available with MUCH BETTER content?

the author made the comment herself, afterwards, mocking men for not becoming mature until they hit half their life expectancy.  maybe you need to work on your reading comprehension - sorry.

she’s saying he is NOW at his current age half his life expectancy

I am more convinced than ever that Johnny Depp was violent towards Amber during their marriage. The lawsuit is about The Sun calling him a wifebeater, and instead of just denying the claim or suing for libel he is now remembering that he’s not violent she is!!! I am so fucking done with assholes who cause so much…

Oh, that’s my favorite time to do my nails! I paint them, apply a quick-dry coat, and retire a la Wednesday Addams. By the time I make my first in-sleep movements, they’re already dry. Viola!

The Shape of Water

I love Guillermo del Toro for the most part, but that movie was the most shallow (no pun intended), uninspired, and predictable piece of shit he’s ever made. He even managed to throw in a cat being eaten alive, which made me wanna leave the theater outright but for some reason I finished that trash…

Really? I saw it on an airplane with very low expectations. I thought it was fine for what it was, and the reviews were generally positive.