A few years ago I decided enough was enough and stopped buying magazines, stopped looking at “fitness inspo” online, and have purposely avoided the Instagram celebrity culture. Looking at a magazine recently filled with ad campaigns, I was pleasantly shocked to realize not only how much less I buy into this shit, but…

Looking at celebrity close-ups makes me feel better about both my skin AND my makeup skills.  Perfection in either is unattainable!

I know a comment like this pops up on every Insta/social media story but, damn, I am happy that I grew up before smartphones and social media.

1. She’s 15. She probably has a pretty rapid metabolic rate, you douche canoe.

2. How creepy and gross is it that this adult male author thinks it’s fine to comment on her body? Ugh.

That ONTD link about these flat-earthers! JFC! I hope at least some of them are trolling. (Tho I have a horrible feeling they’re not.)

new materials that will serve as a model for the footwear industry.

Okay, but “Thundah, feel the thundah” is just a nightmare song.

(...) this is a man who probably thinks everyone uses a large adult son to flush the toilet for them.

Grandpa, tell me about the time when a rich city boy from Manhattan making an patently false claim like this to a crowd would get him branded as an out-of-touch phony.

I honestly desperately want to know what Donald Trump thinks a banana costs.

Me, too!

Because like his supporters, he doesn’t care for “those people (you know who I mean).”

He’s really speaking the language of the economically anxious. REAALLLLY gets them.

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?

Just watch, all these people, who go to the grocery store all the time and know he is wrong, are going to suddenly remember the one time in the past ten years they wrote a check or got carded for beer and say “He’s right! You DO need an ID to get groceries!!”

“If you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID. You go out and you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture.”

I’m willing to bet my life savings that Donald Trump has never ever set foot in a supermarket. 

Why do his supporters believe he is a populist who connects and speaks for them?