The Bryan Adams possible fling with Diana is really not the takeaway moment from that interview. It’s this:

He has gone on dates but he’s not looking to leap into a serious relationship at the moment

‘Oh, man. My bad, family emergency. I’m in Canada right now.’”

Oh. That is a good one. I should try that some time.

LOVE Softcups. Once you go cup you’ll never go back.

I’ve become partial to Softcups for period sex. Best part about them, you can pass out afterwards and deal with the mess in the morning. 

My mom also did this when I was a kid. I think it was a really fad diet at the time (and still comes and goes).

Cottage cheese and peaches please 

I love cottage cheese, and I love cottage cheese omelets like my dad used to make. Everyone thinks it’s weird as hell, but I love it. Also, just cottage cheese with fruit. Yes, I was born in the 70's and my mom ate cottage cheese in cantaloupe.

Cottage cheese can go sweet or savory (as can yogurt, I know) but it also has the built-in texture that yogurt does not. And less sugar! Point, cheese.

Same. At first I was very concerned (as is my wont to do as a rando on the internet). Now I want it to go on forever and read about it every day to soothe my battered soul.

But hey, lots of people feel good about their votes in 2016, right? That’s what matters. When Roe falls in a year or two, you’ll still have that to hold on to.

Between this and the Muslim Ban being upheld I’m on the verge of losing it. Fuck Mitch McConnell for stealing Obama’s last SCOTUS seat and fuck literally everyone who voted for the fascist in the Oval Office.

Look, everyone! Hot women you’d want to bang supporting countries from all around the globe! What a heartwarming and inclusive message.

Why isn’t this the top comment?

Virtually all transmissions of football games in Latin America (whether domestic or international matches) constantly do leery, pointed shots of attractive female fans. They’re usually not even aware, or try to ignore the cameraman if they do notice. It is super creepy - especially when it’s like a young mum alone with…

She’ll always need a booster seat, though. :o)

Not funny.